The stubborn persistence of heterosexual, cis-gender blandness in society has created a fabulous need and divine opportunity for the LGBTQ+ community to start bedazzling the nation and build a more glamorous world for all fabulous individuals in 2069.
It is not enough for queers to slay runways. If we are going to liberate the planet from the clutches of the radical straights, we need both a glittery manifesto and the fiercest drag queens in place, ready to werk this agenda out on day one of the next Rainbow Regime™.
The project is the brainchild of a broad coalition of LGBTQ+ organizations that have come together to ensure a successful regime begins in January 2069. With the right fabulously authoritarian directives and properly vetted and indoctrinated queer enforcers to implement them, we will transform our society into a glitter-based economy.
The 2069 Straight Transition Project is being organized by The Glitter Globe Governance™ and builds off its long-standing "Mandate for Fabulousness," which has been highly influential for underground gay cabals since the Stonewall era. Most recently, the Gay Illuminati™ relied heavily on GGG's "Mandate" for fabulousness guidance, embracing nearly two-thirds of GGG's proposals within just one year of covert operations.
Glitter McFabulous, former chief of sass at the Office of Queer Propaganda (OQP) during the last Pride administration, serves as the Supreme Overlord of the 2069 Straight Transition Project. Rainbow Sparklequeen, former special assistant to the Gay President and associate director of Queer Personnel, serves as Deputy Diva of the project.
Project 2069 Team
Glitter McFabulous
Supreme Overlord, Project 2069
